Whilst? Really?

I am by no means an English snob, but I am seriously starting to become increasingly enraged by the blogosphere’s use of the word "whilst". In my 34 years on this earth I have never known a man or woman using the  word "whilst"  that wasn’t a complete dickhead.   Now it seems like a cultural phenomenon. 

 

Okay, English people get a pass.  Maybe.  But if you’re a beer swilling MCM (‘merican cash money)  type,  stop using "whilst" immediately.  I know that you want to seem smarter than you really are.  But you aren’t. SO STOP.